Jacob S asked:


Have you heard a U.S. marine was just captured by Iraqi insurgents? No really, and according to the latest reports everything would have been fine if he hadn’t lost his head!

So did you hear the joke about the U.S. marine and the road side bomb? yeah i didn’t think it was that funny either but man it sure left him in pieces!

Did you hear about the U.S. marine who got his entire left side blown off in a road side bomb? Yeah apparently he is all RIGHT now!

Kevin

mr.niceguy asked:


I happen to love comedy and im bored..please help me find some funnies….

Danielle

gregy4214 asked:


please don’t say any old jokes that everybody has heard already like
what kind of cheese isn’t yours?
nacho cheese

Maya

JOKER™ Why so EASTERous? asked:


I mean are they funnier when they have no ****** expression & tell the joke or if they are smiling when they tell the joke.

John

Ginny asked:


They have to be “entertaining” :]

Christian

e asked:


Are they funny to anyone ever? I am not judging but merely asking because I am curious if I am the only one that finds them funny yet odd at the same time? Does anyone one know any Ur-anus jokes?

Avery

pooping asked:


i need to tell a funny joke to someone i think *****..

Jaxon

alex p asked:


i wan’t a funny jokes because saturday i’m in the house

Anna

smithington asked:


my friends down in the dumps and im trying to cheer him up!

i love lame ones so dont hesitate to post whatever you like.
they all make me laughh.

Hunter

pinayaljane asked:


I have this one:
Whats faster than a speeding bullet?
The answer will come up with the best answer. I need more jokes than one. Theone is SO funny and I need jokes that will make people *** their pants.

Leah