Josh B asked:


My wife lost her calculator and she said “I can’t function with out my calculator.” then my reply was “No need to be irrational about it.”

Then I realized the irony and was amused. Mow I would like to know some more math puns or funny jokes.

Christian

Mattayo asked:


I’m supposedly really funny, but all I know are really lame jokes. So help me out.

Gavin

yanks1mets2000 asked:


Where can I find some funny baseball jokes/riddles?
I’m hoping for something mature, like high-school level jokes, not something like Why was it so cold - cuz there were so many fans

Also, it would be better if you don’t need to have a big understanding of basbeall to understand the jokes

Thanks, appreciate it
Yeah I tried googling it, not many hits. Anyone actually know any sites w/ baseball jokes?

Andrew

JJ asked:


MY friend is paki and im indian and we always mess around. They use pretty harsh indian jokes and now i need a good paki joke…something along the lines of…whats the diffence between a paki and a ….or anything is welcome…something simple but funny…no stories.

thanks!

Aiden

Tu esta loca asked:


I want to hear something funny for some reason. It doesn’t even have to be a pick up line or joke. It can be like a funny story, too. or anything funny you can think of.

Christian

NONAME asked:


Girls what jokes make u laugh

Megan

Mr.D asked:


I like jokes, and I want to know more! Here is one I thought was Hilarious:

What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They search ur’anus’ looking for [c]klingons!

hilarious right?
if ur a Star Trek fan.
Anyways, yeah, post some funny jokes.
Thanks a bunches.

Sean

Daviiiiiiiiiiiiiii asked:


i need some long funny stories that are realistic, I want to know some of those, please don’t go off topic and just give me some realistic like jokes, some jokes that could happen to you but funny, thanks! 10 points !!

Katie

Wolfy asked:


I was wondering if anyone had anything funny to say. my friends and i have a joke day where one of us tells jokes at our lunch table and tommorow is my day. i don’t have anything funny on me. Please help.

Sebastian

vintage_queen13 asked:


Here’s a few:

Your momma so fat she slip n slides on I-270

Your momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Your momma so poor she had to watch TV through the neighbors window

Your momma so fat when she wore a yellow shirt and was jumping on the trampoline, people thought the sun was rising!

Aiden