lemon.lime asked:


I’m thinking of doing a comedy routine for my school talent show. I would be performing it in front of 12 and 13-year olds and teachers. I’m thinking of doing it on homework, like excuses for not doing your homework and stuff. Do you have any funny homework jokes or other joke ideas? It’s ok if you don’t want to tell me them because you don’t want someone to steal them but if you wouldn’t mind just naming one or two…

Stephanie

lululemonlover asked:


I wana be funny . I want to tell my friends funny jokes . Can u help ?

Hannah

Rapdude175 asked:


I like this girl but I don’t know how to make her like me I tried funny jokes but I don’t know so many can someone give me some good jokes that will make her laugh or guidelines that will make her like me thanks!

Kyle

Annie asked:


I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, but I’ve noticed that most people find sexual jokes/innuendos hilarious. Even I think they are funny, I guess I learned that from everyone around me laughing at them.

Why do people love them so much? Is it something in our psychology?

Cody

imahippie223 asked:


im looking for a really funny joke to give to my math class, we have a joke of the day and i was wondering if anyone knew a very funny joke that was on the line of dirty but you can’t get in trouble for it. now, it has to be really good, so dont give me any knock knock ones or something!! thanks!

Xavier

Flamin’ Ren asked:


I’ve googled a lot of jokes, it is hard to find good ones.

Jackson

Bob B asked:


I am not funny and I am like the only one who tells lame jokes if I have to tell a joke! Im not good at it so what would be some funny jokes where I am funny?! I feel so awkward when all my friends at the bar tell jokes and I am the only one just sitting there laughing and feel like a loser because I am not funny and I dont want to tell a joke and sound stupid! Any advice? Is it better to sit there quiet and just laugh and be yourself? Alot of jokes I dont get.

Michael

Polka Dot asked:


Talent show is FRIDAY, and we are sure to have technical difficulties! We are planning to make our class president tell the jokes. Age appropiate please!!
My wierd science teacher wants us to tell science jokes…like, gold and alumminum walk into a bar, and gold says Au!!! Ha Ha. Get it HEY YOU? Au? Alumminum??? not funny

Anything is better than that

Michael

Jj S asked:


I want people to se me as a funny guy not akkid that hase lame jokes i need help!!

Jared

Tony asked:


I don’t care what kind of jokes they are. they could be about blondes, cows, chickens, roosters. They could be dirty, clean, muddy, or sweaty…I don’t care. Just make me laugh! Put as many jokes as you want.

Christopher